The Miracle Of a Luna Bar

I went to trader Joes about a week ago. I bought a case of Luna Bars. I was mindlessly reading The packaging and it said . The Whole Nutrition Bar for Woman and I asked the
clerk in fun "If my son eats these will he turn into a girl?". Our family eats them all the time. The person in front of me in line turns and says , "No honey he won't". I looked at her....she had on a nice dress and a pearl necklace, Then I looked at her face and hands and she was defintely not a she. The dress did match the handbag. I still wonder if she/he had bought Luna Bars.

The clerk at the checkout counter hardly could contain himself. He quickly asked if he could go on break.

TheBirdsHaveGoneCrazy

>Bill owns a company that manufactures and installs car wash systems. Bill's company installed a car wash system in Frederick, Md. Now, understand that these are complete systems, including the money changer and money taking machines.
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>The problem started when the new owner complained to Bill that he was losing significant amounts of money from his coin machines each week.
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>He went as far as to accuse Bill's employees of having a key to the boxes and ripping him off. Bill just couldn't believe that his people would do that, so they setup a camera to catch the thief in action. Well, they did catch him on film!
That's a bird sitting on the change slot of the machine.


>The bird had to go down into the machine, and back up inside to get to the money!
>That's three quarters he has in his beak! Another amazing thing is that it was not just one bird -- there were several working together. Once they identified the thieves, they found over $4000 in quarters on the roof of the car wash and more under a nearby tree.
>And you thought you heard of everything by now!! !!
And to think the phrase "bird brain" is associated with being dumb. Not these birds. Share the story!!